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Skip the vegetable peeler. This is faster and easier.

. . . just not a shape that is easily covered. We have had various temporary window coverings for our round window. I’ve had this idea for a while, but it took me a very long time to gather the materials and put it together.

I found (eventually) 3 old doilies that were the right size. Over the course of several days, I put each one in a freezer bag with a mixture of white glue and water and squished it to ensure complete and relatively even saturation and spread it out on waxed paper to dry. This stiffening process is permanent. If you think you might want to reverse this process later, there are reversible stiffening methods. I let each one dry completely before stiffening the next.

And then I forgot to take any more pictures. Oops. But after they were all dry and stiff, I stacked them in order of descending size and used a combination of more white glue and some haphazard sewing/ties to attach them together. The stains bothered me a bit, so I took some white paint and tried to make it all blend together by daubing white paint here and there to both cover some of the worst spots and balance the differences in hue.

And then I put it up. I’m pretty happy with the result.

This has been sitting in my camera for a while, but we eat a salad like this about once a week. The particular ingredients vary some but not as much as you might think.

Shredded cheddar cheese, bag o’ lettuce, celery, parmesan cheese, canned olives, green chiles, beets, sunflower seeds, homemade salad dressing, bell pepper, onion, boiled shredded chicken, boiled free-range eggs, and a miniscule amount of home grown grape tomatoes.