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November 1, 2008

Eating Crow

Filed under: Fun/Funny, My Creations, Poetry/Hymns/Lyrics — amo @ 5:39 pm

Eating Crow

Lord, of course it is wisdom that I seek.
Of course I seek to grow.
I want my heart to grow more meek.
– But I always end up eating crow.

I want to conform to Your will,
but that row is tough to hoe.
I always end up eating my fill
Of that awful black bird, crow.

I’ve had it boiled and chicken fried;
I’ve had crow fricassee;
I’ve had my crow in black crow pie;
I’ve had roasted crow with brie.

Lord, if you would be so kind,
give me a new crow recipe;
my tongue is faster than my mind,
faster than my eyes can see.

I’ve had it at the church potluck
I’ve had it at family dinners, too.
Oh, Lord, for once could I please have duck
and avoid my tongue-fashioned stew?

My fingers also fly too fast
Immortalizing my flaws in cyberspace
Canned crow, frozen — it’s preserved to last.
– I’ll be eating it all my earthly days.

Only You can save me from my fate,
my life as an avivore.
Purge my wrongness, my pride and my hate,
let me show it is You I adore.

I’ve had my crow boiled and chicken fried;
I’ve had it with a side of greed;
I’ve had my crow in black crow pie.
I’m stuffed to bursting with need.

Only You can save me from my fate,
Only You, the One I adore.
Purge my wrongness, my pride and my hate,
Make me holy evermore.

– A.M. Otwell, 2008

August 28, 2008

A Pensive Moment

Filed under: Animals, Fun/Funny, Pensive Moments — amo @ 8:02 pm

July 6, 2008

Hip Cat

Filed under: Animals, Books and Reading, Fun/Funny — Tags: , , , — amo @ 7:01 pm


Well, I wish the images were bigger here, but click the eyes on the top right to click through to Lookybook to see the book better. Once there, click on the book to turn the pages. It’s a children’s book (or at least it’s marketed that way) that’s at LOT of fun.

June 15, 2008

Speak with Authority

Filed under: Fun/Funny, Movies/Video/TV, Poetry/Hymns/Lyrics — amo @ 8:00 am


(Taylor Mali on Def Poetry, 3:03)

June 13, 2008

A Dog’s-Eye View of an Errand

Filed under: Animals, Art and Design, Fun/Funny, My Creations, Photography — amo @ 8:00 am

Here’s a little bit of goofiness from the old web site design that won’t quite fit into my new plans for a “gallery.”

May 22, 2008

A Haiku, as seen on Facebook

Filed under: Fun/Funny, Poetry/Hymns/Lyrics — amo @ 8:30 pm

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.

March 17, 2008

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Filed under: Fun/Funny, Movies/Video/TV — amo @ 8:00 am

March 14, 2008

Happy Pi Day!

Filed under: Fun/Funny, Math and Science — amo @ 1:59 am

Today (3/14) is Pi Day.

Why not celebrate with this music video?

If that doesn’t interest you, here’s a wiki on the subject.

January 7, 2008

And You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

Filed under: Extemporaneous Miscellany, Fun/Funny — amo @ 8:00 am

Bad Day by A.M. Otwell, 2007
The knife was old, the butter was frozen, but who would have guessed the result? (And the day the photo was taken wasn’t too bad, just surprising.)

October 31, 2007

More Halloween Fun

Filed under: Fun/Funny, Movies/Video/TV — amo @ 6:00 pm


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