Bob Ross Quotations

“Let’s do a little cabinectomy here.”

“Maybe in our world there lives a happy little tree over there.”

“Shwooop. Hehe. You have to make those little noises, or it just doesn’t work.”

“That’s a crooked tree. We’ll send him to Washington.”

“The only thing worse than yellow snow is green snow.”

“Water’s like me. It’s laaazy… Boy, it always looks for the easiest way to do things.”

“We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy accidents.”

“We want happy paintings. Happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news.”