A few of Great Aunt Gilda’s 15 minutes of fame.

She actually probably has a lot more minutes of fame than 15. Anyway, her latest press is here.

In case you’d rather not bother, the newspaper article is about Aunt Gilda, who used to work at a locally owned pharmacy at the cosmetics counter, helping men pick out gifts for their wives for Valentine’s Day, because she knew what perfumes and such the wives liked.